because it's not the ONLY gateway that doesn't pretend to not be something it isn't. SEWERPIPE is raw, dirty, and sometimes gets the job DONE.

⚡ over one 9 of uptime • 🔒 vibecoded security • 🚀 about as fast as it can be

💰 unbeatable pricing • 🤝 real human support (dm me) • 🎨 this dashboard